So I tune into the show and immediately I see the Sears Tower being viewed from 79th St. Every person with mild sauce in their veins knows damn well that’s impossible. It’s too much gun smoke on 79th to see that far AND clearly. But ok, “it looks nice” so I guess that’s cool.
Next we stumble upon what I presumed was the protagonist of the show. I thought this nigga was a girl for a brief minute and it didn’t help that he dressed like a lost member of LMFAO or Mindless Behavior. I’ve seen weirdos in every hood but not dressed like that.
Then we move on to his older brother who puts me at ease with his use of the Chicago colloquialism, “G”. His placement was perfect and he didn’t overuse it. The man did his research! Got to honor that. And with this very key word usage, I turned up the volume, smirked, and said “Let’s see what The Chi talmbout.” It also helped to hear everybody heat the police officer every chance they got.