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Ball Don't Lie Ep. 33 - The Kings of the North

It's been eight long years, but the Chicago Bears are once again the Kings of the NFC North! Pierce and Scott talk about the division champs and more from Week 15 of the NFL Season.

Are the Bears legitimate Super Bowl contenders?
Changing the national perception of this team
Re-drafting the 2017 NFL Draft
Can Nick Foles write the sequel and take Philly to the playoffs?
Did the Seahawks miss a golden opportunity to go into the playoffs hot?
Do you trust the Vikings to win out?
Who wins the AFC West?
Are the Steelers back?
Do you trust the Patriots to win two playoff games on the road?
Does a bye give the Texans a shot in the AFC
Week 16 predictions
Avengers: Endgame trailer
Goofy Mog of the Week

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Ball Don't Lie - "Phillip Rivers is the white Antonio Cromartie"

The squad's all here. Scott Flows and Pierce lament over the firing of Bulls coach Fred Hoiberg and the lack of faith in the organization before moving on from Sunday's Bears loss and onto this week's marquee matchup with the LA Rams! Plus, more football goodness from week 13, predictions for this Sunday, our thoughts on Kareem Hunt, Urban Meyer, the College Football Playoff and more!

Bulls fire Fred Hoiberg
Do you have faith in Garpax and the rebuild?
Chase Daniel brings back Bears fans' PTSD
Bears-Rams predictions
NFC East outlook
Chargers' chances in the AFC
Why no one gives a damn about the Texans
NFC Wild Card chase
Week 14 predictions
Goofy Mog of the Week! (who else would it be?)

Post Trade Deadline Fantasy Outlook

We will be diving into the three offensive-centered trades made at Tuesday’s NFL trade deadline. Excluded are the trades of Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, Ziggy Hood and Dante Fowler because those don’t affect your fantasy teams. Amari Cooper and the Dallas Cowboys were going to be discussed here but I’m sure you’ve already formed your own opinion on that.

Houston Receives: WR Demaryius Thomas, 7th round pick
Denver Receives: 4th round pick, 7th round pick

Winner: Courtland Sutton
Loser: Keke Coutee

This makes sense for both teams but I do question the long-term outlook for the Texans. Will Fuller is out for the season and DT helps but he’s not as fast so I question how he’ll mesh with that role. Thomas has definitely lost a step and is still on a $14 mil/yr salary. Hopefully he’s willing to restructure his deal next season or the Texans may have made a mistake.

Fantasy Spin: Keke Coutee was poised to hop into that #2 receiver spot opposite of DeAndre Hopkins but he’s dealing with a hamstring injury and Thomas will surely command that role for the rest of the season. Deshaun Watson was about to have nobody to throw to on Sunday but this move helped prevent a potential offensive implosion. The biggest beneficiary of the week is Broncos rookie WR Courtland Sutton. Some of you did the right thing and grabbed him last week because all signs were pointing to this trade going through. He’s flashed enough potential this year for the Broncos staff to go all-in on him. Some sucker in your league probably put a claim in for Keke Coutee a week ago but I need you to run to your waiver wire right now to see if Sutton is somehow still there.

Philadelphia Receives: WR Golden Tate
Detroit Receives: 3rd round pick

Winner: Carson Wentz
Loser: Matthew Stafford

Although Golden Tate is 30 years old, he still has some years left in him. I loved him in Detroit’s offense so I’m glad they didn’t settle for a late round pick. Tate is a definite upgrade over Nelson Agholor and Jordan Matthews. Carson Wentz has been perfectly fine but Tate should help the offense be more efficient and maybe even open up the struggling run game.

Fantasy Spin: When you look at Matthew Stafford’s career stats, his interceptions went down right after Calvin Johnson retired. He wasn’t airing it out fifty times a game anymore and started throwing shorter passes. Unfortunately, I think those interceptions could be coming back unless they really commit to running the ball more. Golden Tate has tallied at least 90 receptions in each of the last four seasons. Those balls have to go somewhere. Expect an uptick in targets for Kenny Golladay and Marvin Jones. Brandon Powell and TJ Jones have been mentioned as possible replacements in the slot but don’t be surprised if Theo Riddick starts lining up at receiver again.

Baltimore Receives: RB/WR Ty Montgomery
Green Bay Receives: 2020 7th round pick

Winners: Aaron Jones, Jamaal Williams
Loser: Javorius Allen

I didn’t realize how much the Packers didn’t like Ty Montgomery. Fumbling in the final two minutes of a game doesn’t help but this must have been brewing for awhile. They might as well have payed for his flight out of Green Bay. We should assume that Montgomery will be the backup running back to Alex Collins but the Ravens’ WR corps has some room to squeeze in if he wants to turn the clock back.

Fantasy Spin: Hopefully this means the Packers have finally realized what a talented pair of running backs they have in Aaron Jones and Jamaal Williams. Ravens RB Javorius Allen plays his role well whether it may be in the receiving game or at the goal line but he’s not the type to break a game open. Ty Montgomery isn’t an overly dynamic player either so it’ll be interesting to see how they use him. The Ravens essentially acquired him for free so he may not be on the team long if they can’t figure out how to maximize his strengths. We just saw it happen with Brandon Marshall. Alex Collins shouldn’t be affected but I’m not touching Allen or Montgomery.

Ball Don't Lie EP 21 - Season 2 Premiere

The boys are back for another season of Ball Don't Lie! They're going by Random Acts of Podcast's Amp to discuss week one of the NFL season, and Xavier from The Looking Glass joins to chat about Insomniac's Spider-Man for the PS4!

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AFC Playoff Outlook

This is a continuation of my 2018 NFL season outlook. You read my article on the NFC playoffs here

Tier 1: Locked In

New England Patriots
Jacksonville Jaguars
Pittsburgh Steelers

The New England Patriots land at the top but there always seems to be the same wide range of outcomes with them. We saw them get crushed in the opener by Kansas City last year then still managed to find their way back in the Super Bowl. We're all still waiting for the Tom Brady drop-off. It's going to need to be pretty steep because we haven't seen any signs of it yet and Brady gets all his favorite weapons back this year.

The rest of the AFC East seems to have taken a step backwards so that's already six potential wins. I think the biggest question mark will be the defense. They'll be without Matt Patricia as the defensive coordinator for the first time in six seasons. If they can overcome that then another playoff run is likely in their future.

If you play fantasy football then you've probably reached for the Jacksonville Jaguars defense early or seen someone else do it. I'm pretty envious of those people because I don't normally grab a defense early but I was captivated by what I saw last year. It's like they're the Monstars and they stole all the Seahawks' powers.

Their offensive line added Andrew Norwell who's one of the best graded guards in football. Now Leonard Fournette has even bigger holes to run through. The obvious concern is Blake Bortles. He's good enough to win games and made stars out of Allen Robinson and Allen Hurns back in 2015. He now he has a wealth of receivers at his disposal and the league's best defense. If Jacksonville doesn't make it back to the AFC Championship game, they may look elsewhere for a quarterback next season. 

The Pittsburgh Steelers are a sleeper Super Bowl contender every season - they just can't put it all together. Le'Veon Bell and Antonio Brown are the best players at their position in the NFL. They have a young and talented defense that continues to make strides every season. I've never been big on Ben Roethlisberger but his auxiliary pieces may finally take him back to the top this year.

Juju Smith-Schuster could have his sophomore season breakout. Rookie James Washington was last year's Biletnikoff Award winner (best WR in the country) in college football and he could be an upgrade over Martavis Bryant. Now that Vance McDonald has a full season with Pittsburgh under his belt, he should push Jesse James for the starting tight end job.



Tier 2: Not Far Behind

Los Angeles Chargers
Houston Texans
Kansas City Chiefs

The Los Angeles Chargers haven't made the playoffs since 2013 but they're one of my favorites to make it to the Super Bowl this year. Philip Rivers has thrown for at least 4000 yards and 27 TDs in nine of his last ten seasons. Receiver Mike Williams returns after an injury-plagued rookie season; he's the extra redzone threat Rivers needs to alleviate some of the pressure from Antonio Gates. It's a shame they lost Hunter Henry but Keenan Allen and Melvin Gordon are still two of the best at their position in the league. Tyrell Williams and Travis Benjamin round out the weapons as every quarterback needs a few deep threats.

This might be the best defense Philip Rivers has gotten to play with as well. The main ingredients of a great defense are two edge rushers (Joey Bosa and Melvin Ingram) and a shut-down cornerback (Casey Hayward). They were third in passing touchdowns allowed, third in passing yards allowed, and sixth in total turnovers. However, they were the worst in the league against the run. If they could get even a little better in that department, the Chargers could be a serious threat to their conference.

Deshaun Watson returns to the Houston Texans and I can't remember the last time I saw so much hype for a quarterback in their second season. Watson set the world on fire in his six starts last year before an ACL tear ended his season. The potential peak of Watson is all we've seen; that's equally exciting and worrisome, although I'm not too concerned. DeAndre Hopkins can bail any QB out of a play, Will Fuller is one of the best deep threats in the league, and Bruce Ellington is back to cover the intermediate routes. They also added receiver Keke Coutee in the draft who reminds me of Tyreek Hill.

Running back D'Onta Foreman will start the season on the PUP list but he should overtake Lamar Miller's starting job when he returns. Not only did they add Tyrann Mathieu in free agency, but JJ Watt is returning from his injury and you guys know what they can do.

The Kansas City Chiefs' playoff hopes come down to Patrick Mahomes. Alex Smith looked like the league MVP at times last season but they still felt comfortable enough to let him go so Mahomes could take over. If you're unfamiliar, go look at his college game logs; you would think he was playing Madden on rookie level.

My main concern is that he's definitely going to turn the ball over more than Alex Smith. Mahomes is still learning and Smith has always been one of the best in the league at maintaining possession. However, we could be seeing the types of games Deshaun Watson was putting together last year. With all the offensive talent surrounding him, he's one of the players I'm most looking forward to watching this season.



Tier 3: Don't Be Surprised

Denver Broncos

Denver Broncos quarterback Case Keenum went from being a backup QB to leading the Minnesota Vikings into the playoffs. Some people still aren't sold on him but I think he's an incredible improvement over the quarterbacks they've had the last few seasons.

Rookie running back Royce Freeman is also a refreshing upgrade over CJ Anderson. CJ still managed to have a 1000 yard season in a mediocre offense so Freeman has plenty of room for opportunity. Their defense hasn't been as scary recently but now you get the best pass-rusher in the draft in Bradley Chubb opposite of Von Miller. If both the Chiefs and Broncos hover around eight or nine wins then Denver could sneak past Kansas City for a Wild Card spot.

The Tennessee Titans made the playoffs last year though I didn't think they belonged. They didn't make the playoffs in 2016 even though I thought they could have been poised to upset a few people. I was sour on them all offseason after Marcus Mariota took a giant step back last year. However, I'm starting to come around.

I'm not as high on Derrick Henry as other people but Dion Lewis could bring out the best in him. Lewis gives the offense the jolt and change-of-pace that DeMarco Murray couldn't. When Murray hit his slump last year, the whole offense went with him. The offensive coordinator for last year's Rams is now on board with Tennessee. That's the same Rams team that led the league in points scored in 2017. Similar to the Broncos, if the Texans don't live up to the hype then an improved Titans team could find their way back into the playoffs.

The Cincinnati Bengals were pretty hard to watch last year. They were at the bottom of the league in offensive plays ran and couldn't string anything together. Last in total offensive yards, 31st in 1st downs, and 31st in rushing yards is what the Bengals were last season. It's easy to say things are looking up because that's the only direction they can go.

Tyler Eifert is back and healthy (for now at least). When he scored 13 times back in 2015, Andy Dalton was in the discussion for MVP. He could be what keeps drives alive. I wasn't a big fan of Joe Mixon coming out of college, but he has a chance to tap into his true skillset now that Jeremy Hill is gone. The offensive line suffered after LT Andrew Whitworth joined the Rams, but they've addressed some of the problems. They added Cordy Glenn to fill the left tackle position. He's no Andrew Whitworth but it's much better than what they had last year. Their 1st round pick was also spent on center, Billy Price. All they need to do is stay on the field a little longer then they can let AJ Green and Geno Atkins can do the rest.