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Looking Glass #53 - "What You Gon Do For This 40 Ball May?

X, Ken, Jason and Darius react to #D23 news, updates on Spider-Man, and review the best comics of 2019

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Death of the Family movie?
Tom Holland's Uncharted loses director
Ezra Miller staying on as Flash
Falcon & Winter Soldier
Marvel Avengers Gameplay
The Mandolorian trailer
DC Comics
Doctor Light coming to Titans S2
Nathan Fillion cast in The Suicide Squad
Marvel Comics
Moon Girl & Devil Dinosaur animated series coming to Disney Channel
Marvel What-IF
Wyatt Russell cast as USAgent in Falcon & Winter Soldier
Ms. Marvel
Moon Knight
Black Panther 2
Kit Harrington cast as Black Knight in Eternals
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Ball Don't Lie EP. 50.5 - Avengers: Endgame (SPOILER-FILLED)

It's the official Avengers: Endgame recap show! First time/Long time Steve joins the pod as we dive deep into the 22 reasons why Endgame is the biggest superhero movie of all-time!

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Ball Don't Lie EP 49 - "The Starks Gon' Hol It Dine"

It's Ball Don't Lie's 50th episode! Thanos' snap brought Flows back so we can talk about Avengers: Endgame like a family! Then, what we loved and hated about The Battle of Winterfell in last week's epic Game of Thrones episode. Also, the NBA Playoffs, winners and losers of the NFL Draft, and our Goofy Mogs of the week.

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The Dynasty Bulls vs. The Avengers: Endgame

“The harmony between us is incomparable,” Michael Jordan said about he and Scottie Pippen during the 1998 NBA Finals. “You can't compare it to anything. It's just a rhythm you build with another player. To play without him is like a slap in the face for me.”

Call me when Tony Stark says anything like that about Steve Rogers.


I bring this up because this week, the Avengers — the heroes — face their final challenge, while the Avengers — the characters — enter their final movie. The Marvel Cinematic Universe, or MCU, will continue, but its roster will change, with the Marvel contracts of Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth and Scarlett Johannson all in murky territory after this film.

Their last dance is Avengers: Endgame, in theaters this Friday, April 26, 2019. That comes nearly 21 years to the day after the beginning of what Phil Jackson called The Last Dance, April 24, 1998, the launch of the ‘98 playoffs for the Bulls and the first step of what most assumed to be the dynasty’s final days.

Which begs the question: who was the greater team, and greater dynasty? The extended MCU Avengers, or the second three-peat Bulls? Each group has bested all comers thus far — and I have to assume that the Avengers will, ahem, avenge their disheartening super-L to Thanos — so it’s only right that they square off against each other.

Three key notes on how this is working. First, I am taking the entire 2nd three-peat against the entire MCU, provided that the character has been in one of the first four group films: The Avengers, The Avengers: Age of Ultron, Captain America: Civil War, or Infinity War. There is more fluidity to the Avengers than the Bulls, but mostly I’m doing it this way because it’s more fun.

Second, all descriptions of Avengers characters is based on the MCU. Lastly, these comparisons are based on the strength of each person based on the rules of their own worlds.

Let’s get to it!


Scott Burrell vs. Peter Quill AKA Star-Lord

Star-Lord was not in a non-GOTG group film until Infinity War, yet from a marketing standpoint he was arguably the key character in the creation of that film because we’d seen nearly all of the other characters together at some point. The one other big player in Infinity War who had not been in one of the group movies is Doctor Strange, but if Infinity War was billed as “The Avengers Meet Doctor Strange,” it would not have been hyped as “the most ambitious crossover event in history.”

What brings Infinity War that epic crossover vibe is the fusing of the extended Avengers (so everyone in Avengers, Ultron, and Civil War along with their various colleagues in their solo movies) with Guardians of the Galaxy. And what makes that possible is the success of the two Guardians films, the first of which dropped into the MCU mix in August of 2014 with different characters and a totally different feel.

Yet the first film crushed, raking in more than $773 million. It created what felt like an entirely different world than their Avengers counterparts, and one that could not just keep up at the box office but set its own path; Guardians of the Galaxy was, upon its release, the highest-grossing MCU film that did not include Robert Downey Jr.

In other words, Guardians, led by Chris Pratt’s Peter Quill, aka Star-Lord, came right in and felt at home with its powerful brethren. Scott Burrell had the same appeal. Acquired in a trade in September of 1997, just before the start of the season, Burrell fit in immediately with the two-time defending champs. More significantly, he fit in with Michael Jordan, becoming one of the few first-year Bulls in the dynasty years who became part of MJ’s social circle.

(Though even Burrell was not immune to MJ’s standards and rage, as outlined in “Relentless,” the book by Jordan’s longtime trainer Tim Grover. Grover shares a scene in which Jordan strode furiously during practice to interrupt Burrell’s treatment for what Grover calls “an alleged hamstring issue” following the previous night’s playoff game. Jordan flipped over the trainer’s table with Burrell still laying on it and berated him: “Everything's killing me, and you have a fucking hamstring (problem)? Get your fucking ass in the fucking practice now!”)

That said, as both a character within his movie and a promotional piece within the MCU, Quill was asked to do more than Burrell. Certainly Burrell had no major f-ups, nothing on the level of Quill botching the Thanos assault. But Burrell also never needed to do the basketball equivalent of defeating Yondu or leading a film to a $733 million box office. That’s no knock on Scotty B. Just the way it is.

EDGE: Star-Lord


Robert “Chief” Parish vs. Vision (formerly J.A.R.V.I.S.)

Stoic, wise, humorless, tall. These words describe Robert Parish AKA The Chief and J.A.R.V.I.S., later Vision. Chicago was Robert Parish’s final stop in the NBA; we signed him fresh off our fourth championship to milk what was left from his Hall of Fame career. Like the Vision, the Chief brought to the 1997 Bulls one part body — a 7-footer to replace the departing John Salley and James Edwards — and one part brain, since Parish would impart upon the Bulls’ youth the wisdom gained in 20 years of professional basketball, including a decade competing for championships.

Vision came to the Avengers in Age of Ultron as the physical incarnation of Tony Stark’s A.I. assistant J.A.R.V.I.S. While Parish’s body in 1997 was merely a conduit for his advanced basketball brain, Vision’s body added a dominant physical advantage to an already next-level cerebral force. Remember: Vision kills Ultron, while Parish didn’t even crack double digits in minutes-per-game.

EDGE: Vision


Brian Williams vs. King T’Challa AKA Black Panther

Brian Williams was an NBA outsider. The Bulls’ power structure credited him with steadying the bench in ‘97 following a season-ending injury to Bill Wennington, and Williams later said that his time in Chicago was the most fun of his career.

Because of Williams’ price tag, the Bulls could not re-sign him for 1998, and he took a deal with the Pistons for a hefty $4 million per year, making him the team’s highest paid player. He played one year in Detroit, changed his name to Bison Dele, played one more year, and then retired just after his 30th birthday to live his life traveling the world, leading famously to his tragic, mysterious death in the South Pacific.

The T’Challa that Williams suggests is the one in Civil War, moreso than in Black Panther or Infinity War. Like Williams, the Civil War T’Challa feels like a man in his own movie. He has his own resources and his own mission, and teams with the Tony- and Natasha-led portion of the Avengers merely as a byproduct of their shared yet separate pursuit of Bucky. Black Panther fights the Winter Soldier at the airport, but later grants him asylum in Wakanda when he learns the truth about the bombing that killed his father, King T’Chaka.

T’Challa’s late-film truce with Cap (as opposed to his same-interest alignment with Tony) is the equivalent of Williams joining the Bulls for the final nine games plus the playoffs. He was ultimately more valuable than Williams, capturing Helmut Zemo and giving Bucky both medical attention and a safe place to lay low.

EDGE: Black Panther


Jack Haley vs. James Rhodes AKA War Machine

The only connection between Haley and Rhodey is their role as “friend.” Haley was Dennis Rodman’s teammate, friend and confidante with the Spurs; four days after acquiring Rodman, the Bulls signed Haley as a hedge against Rodman’s potentially unstable personality. Haley played in one game in 1996, was left off the playoff roster and was not re-signed.

War Machine tends to be presented as “Friend of/Foil to Tony Stark,” but he is infinitely more formidable than Haley, carving out his own space — both emotional and tactical — in both Civil War and Infinity War.

EDGE: War Machine


John “Spider” Salley & James “Buddha” Edwards vs. Loki

When the Bulls traded for Dennis Rodman, my understanding of Rodman’s value to our championship pursuit subsumed my apprehension about joining forces with The Enemy. But when we added James Edwards later that month and then John Salley in March, it was too much to bear. Here we were ripping through the league in historic fashion, and a quarter of the roster was ex-Bad Boys.

Loki also started as an enemy. He was Thor’s antagonist in Thor and the main villain in The Avengers. But he reconciled with Thor in Dark World and even though he was back at odds with Thor in Ragnarok, their jousts were more comedic than sincere. Loki spends most of Ragnarok on Thor’s side, and he died in Infinity War as a Thor compadre. Which is all to say that Loki is a defacto Avengers ally, at least for now, or until we’re sure he’s forever dead.

Buddha and Spider played sparingly in the Finals and did not return. At least Loki threw down with Thanos.

EDGE: Loki


Jason Caffey & Dickey Simpkins vs. Wanda & Pietro Maximoff AKA Scarlet Witch & Quicksilver

In the seven NBA drafts from 1989 to 1995, the Bulls used their first round pick on a power forward six times. The only one who panned out was Toni Kukoc, and he only played PF due to his size despite Krause envisioning him as the team’s future point guard. Entering the 1996 season, the two young PFs on the roster were Dickey Simpkins and Jason Caffey. Each was viewed as a potential long-term solution, yet neither was — hence the Rodman acquisition.

Contrast their contributions with that of Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver, who were introduced in the MCU in Age of Ultron as Avengers antagonists. The mutant twins had cause to attack Tony Stark, as their families were killed by Stark Industries weapons. By the end of Ultron, the twins were aligned with the Avengers, and though Quicksilver was killed, Scarlet Witch became a key member of the team, receiving training from Cap and Romanoff at the end of Ultron.

Wanda aligned herself with Team Cap in Civil War, and then had a huge performance in Infinity War, establishing herself as a force capable of bringing the reckoning to Thanos’ feet. Neither Caffey nor Simpkins nor the pair together delivered on their promise at even a fraction of Romanoff’s simultaneous show of power and empathy, as she fought off Thanos while seemingly killing Vision by ripping the mind stone out of his head.

EDGE: The Maximoff Twins


Jud Buechler vs. Sam Wilson AKA Falcon

Sam Wilson is a great teammate who can fly. Jud Buechler was a great teammate who could jump. An All-American volleyball player at the University of Arizona who played professional beach volleyball during the offseason after the 1996 championship, Buechler’s v-ball skills were referenced during Bulls broadcasts every time he leapt for a tip-in or offensive rebound.

And he was pretty good at both. In both the 1997 and 1998 playoffs, Buechler led all Bulls guards (including Scottie) in offensive rebounds per 100 possessions and per 36 minutes.

Wilson, on the other hand, is a military veteran with a portable flight suit. He can fight hand to hand or with weapons, and takes on everyone from Ant-Man to Spider-Man to the Winter Soldier to Brock Rumlow. All love to Bushy, whose jersey I nearly bought in high school, but this goes to Sam.

EDGE: Falcon


Bill Wennington vs. Bucky Barnes AKA The Winter Soldier

I’m kind of cheating on this one, since the only real connection between Bucky Barnes and Bill Wennington is that Bucky is the Winter Soldier and Bill Wennington is Canadian. And this is even a double cheat, since “Winter Soldier” does not refer to a geographic location but fortitude in battle, as alluded to by Thomas Paine in his 1776 pamphlet series “The American Crisis.”

Bucky and Bill fight differently, their importance within their teams is different, their skill level is different.

But there is one real connection: trust.

Tony Stark has to learn to trust Bucky Barnes. When Tony meets him, he — Bucky — is just recently rehabbed from his run as the Winter Soldier, and is being framed for the murder of King T’Chaka. And of course, Tony later learns that the brainwashed Bucky Barnes killed Tony’s parents, which obviously obliterates that trust.

Likewise, Michael Jordan always felt like he had to learn to trust his centers. Bill Cartwright, Will Perdue, Luc Longley, and Bill Wennington all went through this process with varying levels of success. But when MJ scored 55 in his fifth game back from his professional baseball stint, the Knicks’ double team led to Mike passing the rock for a game-winning dunk by… Bill Wennington.

Wennington passed the first MJ test: he caught the pass. That was always a major sticking point for MJ with power forwards and centers. Another was players laying the ball in when they could have dunked. Therefore I have to believe that Wennington’s clean catch on the ball and immediate two-handed power slam gave MJ the confidence to trust him in future situations.

And because Bucky was never able to make the Avengers feel comfortable with him, I’m giving this one to the Beef Wennington.

EDGE: Bill Wennington


Randy Brown vs. Scott Lang AKA Ant-Man

“Okay, tiny dude is big now. He’s big now.”

That’s Rhodey’s play-by-play describing Ant-Man becoming big during the airport hangar fight in Civil War, but man, it works great as commentary on Randy Brown’s famous dunk on Elden Campbell, don’t you think?

I didn’t love Ant-Man, and while I enjoyed Paul Rudd’s cameo in Civil War, he ultimately had little impact on the fight. Randy Brown had even less impact — his minutes and points declined in the playoffs over the course of three-peat, and he finished no greater than 10th on the Bulls in playoffs MPG. The team signed him in 1995 as a defensive specialist, but Steve Kerr turned into a nifty smaller guard defender (when the task wasn’t occupied by Scottie and Harp) and Brown found himself on the end of the bench with limited purpose.

That said, he not only remained on the team but went three for three in making the playoff roster, so it’s not as if he didn’t have any value. In fact, he had probably the same amount of value as Ant-Man in the Civil War fight: good enough to get an invite, a few moments here and there, but ultimately made little impact.

Ant-Man still has at least one movie to go, and from the trailers and the buzz, it looks like he’ll play a big role in whatever goes down.

But until we know what that is, these two are tied.

EDGE: even


Jerry Krause vs. Phil Coulson

Introduced in Iron Man in 2008, Phil Coulson, a high-ranking agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., seems to be if not a villain, then certainly a thorn in Tony’s side. We quickly see though that he is a dispassionate ally, someone Tony and the other Avengers can rely on and believe. He is someone whom they know will work solely for their success.

The same could never be said for Jerry Krause. And listen, I am as big a Krause supporter as you’re likely to find. He gets too much blame for the dynasty’s breakup and not enough credit for its creation. He also openly antagonized Phil Jackson, made enemies of Phil, Michael and Scottie, and regularly pitted the team’s personnel against their hypothetical replacements, threats he ultimately delivered on.

I guess it breaks down like this. Coulson got along better with his team than Krause did with his. Krause pulled off more miracles and impressive transactions — there is no such thing as discovering an unheralded gem when the people you’re scouting are super soldiers and Norse deities. Coulson took people who didn’t get along and helped them successfully work together. Krause took people who did get along and drove them to the brink of self-destruction.

Coulson would have built the Bulls and then gotten out of the way so that they could stack chips. Krause would have built the Avengers, scouted replacement Avengers from different galaxies and asked Tony and Cap to help them assimilate, told the media that “Avengers alone don’t beat the Chitauri, S.H.I.E.L.D. beats the Chitauri,” and tried to trade Cap for Rocket Raccoon and two future #1s.

EDGE: Coulson


Phil Jackson vs. Nick Fury

This isn’t a perfect comparison — as director of S.H.I.E.L.D., Fury’s role makes him part-Jerry Reinsdorf and part-Phil Jackson. And in terms of personality and approach, Phil jives less with Fury and more with Doctor Strange (who I am leaving out of this exercise, because there is no other good fit).

Yet Fury and Jackson would certainly be sympatico when it comes to their organizations trying to undercut them. They both carry an air of mystery. From a temporal standpoint, the addition of Captain Marvel to the MCU lets us see Fury’s life in the 1990s, when Phil was coaching the Bulls. And of course Fury’s first appearance in the MCU was in the post-credit sequence in 2008’s Iron Man, the year before Phil’s fourth championship with the Lakers.

Going back further, I don’t know the specifics of Fury’s comics history, and I haven’t seen Captain Marvel yet so I don’t know to what degree the MCU gets into Fury’s full backstory. But I can assume that he was mixing it up as some sort of agent in his younger years, just as Phil won two rings as a forward for the Knicks in the 1970s. The comparison feels apt.

EDGE: even


Toni “The Waiter” Kukoc vs. Peter Parker AKA Spider-Man

Jerry Krause’s vision for Toni Kukoc went unfulfilled: the point guard of the future, team leader and MJ heir.

As much as Kukoc contributed to the second three-peat, his potential always overshadowed his performance. He was supposed to be the young star who inherited a dynasty and drove it to its next iteration. Think Havlicek and Kobe, and to lesser degrees, Rondo and Kawhi. Kukoc never got there. He came through in some huge moments, especially Game 7 against the Pacers, but 1998 should have been the year that he became an All-Star, and he remained a 13-point scorer, just as he was in ‘96 and ‘97.

1999 should have made Kukoc a star, albeit on a trash team. But even that year, with Ron Harper and Brent Barry as the #2 and #3 options, Kukoc could still only put up 18.8 points a night on 17 shots. A year later, he was gone.

Toni’s actual Bulls career was kind of like Peter Parker in the airport fight in Civil War — he brought some nice elements to the table, he was a fan favorite, he gave the Bulls a previously unheld dimension, but he ultimately wasn’t a make-or-break guy. Where the analogy ends is with Spider-Man: Homecoming and beyond, when Spidey, Black Panther and Captain Marvel will lead the MCU into its next iteration. After all, Chris Evans is retiring from the franchise, Chris Hemsworth’s future is up in the air, and the contracts of Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johannson and Jeremy Renner all expire after Endgame.

So yes, Kukoc helped the Bulls win championships more than Spider-Man has helped the Avengers win its battles, whether that means the airport fight or the Battle of Titan versus Thanos. (Though to be fair to Spidey, he had the Gauntlet. Stupid Star-Lord.) Still, Spider-Man is going to take the MCU into its next level. We never got to say the same for Toni.

EDGE: Spider-Man


Steve Kerr vs. Clint Barton AKA Hawkeye

Saturday Night Live once did an entire skit based on the premise that Hawkeye, a guy whose “super power” is “really good with a bow and arrow,” did not belong on the Avengers. Steve Kerr was also a sharpshooting specialist who was clearly not the equal of his more heralded teammates.

But unlike Clint Barton, Kerr’s shooting really was a superpower. It elevated him to the level of Jordan, Pippen, Rodman and anyone else on the team, not because he was as good as them at basketball, but because like them, he was the best at something.

In six NBA seasons prior to joining the Bulls, Kerr was a little-known career backup playing just 15 minutes per night for the Suns, Cavaliers and Magic. He shot a respectable-for-him 45% from three, but was a rather forgettable specialist.

When in 1993 he saw an opportunity to replace an aging John Paxson, he signed a one-year deal for the league minimum of $150,000. His highest annual salary in Chicago was $800,000.

Yet he became an indelible part of a dynasty, averaging 23 minutes a night and eight points on nearly 48% three-point shooting for five years, and hitting one of the biggest shots in NBA history, a foul-line jumper to win the 1997 championship.

Nothing Hawkeye has done — at least so far — comes close.

EDGE: Kerr


Ron Harper vs. Natasha Romanoff AKA Black Widow

Natasha Romanoff is a secret agent. Ron Harper was the secret weapon.

Though he failed in his Bulls role as “Jordan Replacement, Take 2,” Harper’s power on the dynasty was as a defensive specialist and the third of Phil Jackson’s “three big guards” approach, originally designed to challenge the Magic. Harper’s size and ability also let Phil run his position-less lineup, something he wanted to do in 1994 with Jordan, Pippen and Kukoc, prior to MJ’s retirement.

Harper’s talents, in fact, are what gave the Bulls the confidence to let B.J. Armstrong walk in the ‘95 expansion draft, thus opening the starting point guard spot as well as a salary slot for a new power forward. (For more on the role Harper played on the second three-peat, see chapters 3 and 4 of my book.)

Black Widow has been just as important to the Avengers, and in a similar way. Both she and Harp are physically limited compared to their superhero/Hall of Fame teammates. Both are respected leaders of a juggernaut, and internal peacemakers when tempers flare. Both are dependable. Both are effective. Harp’s biggest performances were Games 1 and 2 of the ‘96 Finals, when he scored 15 and then 12 points in Bulls wins, along with making the final play of the dynasty when he altered John Stockton’s would-be game-winning three at the end of Game 6. Black Widow’s is probably fighting alongside Okoye to that goblin Proxima Midnight in Infinity War.

I’ll give a slight edge to Black Widow, because she also recruited Bruce Banner to the Avengers, worked with Cap and Sam to bring down Hydra and worked with Cap to train the new Avengers at the end of Ultron. Fighter, leader, spy. Gotta respect the hustle.

SLIGHT EDGE: Black Widow


Luc Longley vs. Thor

This showdown is over before it starts. Luc was a starter by position only, peaked in 1998 at only 11.4 points per game, and rarely remained on the floor for the biggest end-of-game possessions. Thor is the god of thunder. I won’t waste time pretending that this discussion will reach any conclusion other than Thor’s superiority over Lucien James Longley.

But there are two similarities worth noting between the two men. The first is coincidental: both Longley and Thor actor Chris Hemsworth are Australian. The second is substantial: their contribution to the group is rooted in physical strength. Thor is obviously stronger than Longley, even within the context of their respective worlds, and brings other benefits to the Avengers too, but Longley’s big body (7’2, 265) was his best trump card over his backup Bill Wennington (7’0, 245).

Longley’s size was critical in playoff series against Patrick Ewing (7’0, 240), Dikembe Mutombo (7’2, 245), Greg Ostertag (7’2, 280), Rik Smits (7’4, 250) and of course Shaq, who at 7’1 and 325 pounds posed generational challenges. Between Longley’s size and strength and Rodman’s technique and guile, the Bulls had weapons to address the Shaq problem.

And when an opponent lacked size in the middle, Luc had enough of a jumper and post-game to make trouble for them. In the 1996 regular season, he averaged 9.1 points and 5.1 rebounds. In the 1996 East playoffs, he averaged only 6.7 points and 4.9 rebounds.

But in the 1996 Finals against the SuperSonics and undersized centers Ervin Johnson (6’11, 245) and Sam Perkins (6’9, 235), Longley had his best playoff series of his career, putting up 11.7 points per game on 57% shooting. That’s a five-point improvement for Longley from the East playoffs to the Finals, at a time when Gary Payton helped hold MJ in the Finals to five points fewer than he scored in the East playoffs.

Longley was at worst the seventh best Bull of the second three-peat. Thor is at worst the fourth best Avenger, and was probably the MVP of Infinity War, despite erring in his final attack on Thanos. Thor is easily better than Longley. But Longley is easily better than his reputation.

EDGE: Thor


Dennis “The Worm” Rodman vs. Bruce Banner AKA Hulk

Dennis Rodman and Bruce Banner share a deep concern: losing control of their inner monster. The upside for Bruce is that his inner monster is the Hulk. There is no upside for Dennis, whose inner monster made him headbutt a referee and kick a cameraman.

The downside for Bruce is that despite his “I’m always angry” credo, he struggles to control the Hulk — to summon him or dismiss him on command. And that’s a problem because obviously, the Avengers need Hulk, yet they need him under control, something Banner cannot guarantee.

The Bulls are in a better position in this respect. They neither needed nor wanted the wild Rodman, so as long as he could control himself — an admittedly challenging proposition — they were getting the best version of #91.

That’s another key difference between Banner and Rodman, which is Banner’s unique place among the Avengers: he is the only one whose “normal” state is more valuable to the mission than his alter-ego. The Hulk is hypothetically more valuable than Bruce, but an out-of-control Hulk is less valuable than Banner, who remains invaluable to the Avengers.

In fact, Banner’s best wins (intel on the Tesseract, his work creating Vision, delivering the initial warning about Thanos) out-rank Hulk’s best wins (the Battle of New York), while Banner’s worst losses (his work creating Ultron, his inability to control Hulk) out-rank Hulk’s worst losses (inability to be controlled).

As for a one-to-one matchup, Rodman’s performance in 1996 and 1998 is better than anything Hulk pulled off. Rodman’s defense was effective and frustrating against Shaq in ‘96, Zo in ‘97 and Malone in both ‘97 and ‘98. Kemp ate on him in the Finals, but Rodman did too, leading both teams in boards every game, averaging 14.7 boards for the series and finishing second to Moses Malone in post-merger Finals history with 41 offensive rebounds.

EDGE: Rodman


Scottie Pippen vs. Steve Rogers AKA Captain America

A poor, skinny kid who embraced a higher purpose; an earnest boy who pursued dreams of dominance through commitment to defense; a humble youth who accepted a role of servitude among the burly men whose ranks he worked to join.

Scottie Pippen or Steve Rogers. The outlines are the same. The results mostly are too. A pair of powerhouses, one blooming from 6’1 his freshman year of college to 6’7 upon graduation and the NBA Draft, the other booming from 5’4, 95 pounds pre-serum to 6’2, 240 afterward. Rogers makes a better #1, I think, although neither has a solo championship. Cap’s best showing is destroying S.H.I.E.L.D., even if Hydra remained a nefarious influence after. Scottie led the post-MJ Bulls to Game 7 of the East semis, and the 2000 Blazers to within one quarter of the NBA Finals.

Cap is ultimately a more powerful individual, so I’ll give him a slight edge. What truly binds them is how each man engenders himself to teammates. They’re natural leaders because they are giving. Consider the shared tones between Cap’s letter to Tony at the end of Civil War, and Scottie’s outreach to his former teammates during his Hall of Fame speech.

Rogers: “We all need family. The Avengers are yours, maybe moreso than mine. I’ve been on my own since I was 18. Never really fit in anywhere, even in the Army. My faith’s in people, I guess -- individuals. And I’m happy to say that for the most part, they haven’t let me down. Which is why I can’t let them down either.”

Pippen: “To my teammates, whom lots are here tonight. If you please would just stand so that I can recognize you. I want to thank you guys because I wouldn’t be standing here today -- Steve, Jud, Charles, Dennis, Randy Brown, Bill Wennington, Pete Myers. I thank all you guys. I really appreciate playing with all you guys. And I want you to know you will always be in my heart.”



Michael Jordan vs. Tony Stark AKA Iron Man

Genius. Billionaire. Philanthropist. Playboy. Those are the labels Tony Stark self-applies. They work pretty well for MJ too, wouldn’t you say?

Some of our comparisons will be seen as a stretch, but the matchup between Air Jordan and Iron Man makes perfect sense. On a professional level, both men are the star attractions of their groups. Both are geniuses in their fields. Both come off as arrogant and brash yet possess a strong heart that endears them to the masses. Both dominate opponents physically while retaining a mental edge.

Both held powerful loves for their fathers, and were spiritually broken upon their fathers’ tragic deaths. Both are leaders more by talent, will, and drive than personal inspiration. Both head industry-leading brands — Jordan Brand and Stark Industries.

It gets weirder. Let’s talk again about their fathers’ respective deaths. James Jordan (allegedly) and Howard Stark were both murdered in or around their parked car on the side of a dark country road. And both deaths are shrouded in mystery, with the “official” story (Howard’s car accident, James as victim of a botched robbery, let alone the date itself) butting heads with the conspiratorial account.

Also in both cases, the pain of the loss for MJ/Tony blended with rage over the telling of the conspiratorial version — Howard’s via video, with Tony watching as Cap retains his silence , James’ via innuendo and speculation about both father and son.

Both responded with rebellion. Tony fought Steve and Bucky nearly to the death. Mike stunned everyone with an early retirement.

Beyond that, though, Mike is vastly superior. Tony’s biggest wins are defeating the Chitauri and saving the president, which is like two championships. Even if defeating the Chitauri counts as three championships, powerful as it is, that’s still just four. And his biggest losses are far worse than stumbles against the Celtics, Pistons and Magic. Stark accidentally creates Ultron, leading to apparently 177 civilian deaths and $847 billion of damage to the town Sokovia; oversees the botched Thanos attack; gets himself stranded in space.

Admittedly, neither would be an ideal leader *alone.* The Avengers benefit from the personality balance of Steve to Tony and the tactical balance of Fury to Tony, just as the Bulls do between MJ & Pip and MJ & Phil. Yet while both have intense strengths, only Jordan has zero relevant flaws. I’m assuming the best for Tony; MJ wrote a perfect ending.

EDGE: Jordan


The Bulls vs. The Avengers

Which brings us back to the duos.

The Bulls would have been an all-time great team with a 4-2 record. They could have won three titles in eight years and still been regarded as one of the greats. But they didn’t win three and they didn’t lose two. They went to six Finals and won them all. The Avengers can’t say the same — the conclusion of Age of Ultron is basically a pair of Ls, one because they needed Vision to stop Ultron, and two because they left a brutal trail of collateral damage in their wake with the city, and people, of Sokovia.

Still, the extended Avengers do embody a Bullsian level of greatness. They fall just short, I believe, because of a clash of personalities, along with some truly un-MJ decisions by Tony Stark. On the contrary, the second three-peat truly feels like a “a group of remarkable people,” as it were, drawn together as an ideal. Michael, the greatest player. Scottie, the greatest jack-of-all-trades. Dennis, the greatest rebounder. Toni, the greatest sixth man. Steve, the greatest shooter. Phil, the greatest coach. Krause, the greatest GM.

Look at how they talked about the team.

Jordan to Rick Telander in 1998: “On this team, we love each other — no jealousies, no animosities, no nothing. Is there another team like that? … On our team, everybody gets along with everybody, everybody can go out with everybody. And we’re not afraid to criticize each other.”

Pippen, early in the ‘95-’96 season: “Everyone enjoys the spotlight — being the leader, being the go-to guy. But it’s a lot of fun when you’ve got a good group of thoroughbreds you can go to as well, and then you can pick your places.”

Rodman, early in ‘95-’96: “I’ve been around great players before. And these two guys (Jordan and Pippen) are pretty much in a class by themselves.”

It’s quotes like these and so many more that sum up what Phil Jackson called his “totems.” That was the power of the second three-peat. The unity. It’s epitomized by the partnership of Jordan and Pippen — they are unquestionably and without hyperbole the greatest duo in NBA history. Tony and Steve are more Shaq and Kobe: a lesser #1 but a better #2, and yet the personality clashes make longstanding commitment impossible.

With Michael and Scottie, yes, the skillset combination was ideal. But the personality combination is what made the partnership transcendent. That’s how you master the mindset of Whatever It Takes. That’s how you get to six.


Jack M Silverstein is Chicago’s sports historian, and author of How The GOAT Was Built: 6 Life Lessons From the 1996 Chicago Bulls. He is the proprietor of the Chicago sports history Instagram “A Shot on Ehlo.” Say hey at @readjack.

Looking Glass #38: Not Today

X, Ash, Darius, Jason, & Brandon spend the whole episode talking about Avengers: Endgame and Game of Thrones' Battle of Winterfell.

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"There was no other way": Tony Stark's tale comes full circle in 'Avengers: Endgame' (SPOILER FILLED)
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The wait for a cinematic event over a decade in the making has come to an end. Over the course of the year-long wait for Avengers: Endgame, there was much speculation about how the Infinity Saga would draw to a close. Fans everywhere, this one included, oscillated between the events that that could occur from the moment Thanos snapped his fingers and wiped out half of life in the universe, and the Avengers reversing the effects. But there was one constant outcome: Tony Stark had to sacrifice himself to do it.

You’re not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you

From the moment he first donned the Iron Man suit Tony Stark has gone through various changes, but the heart of his character is still his motivation. He’d always been driven by guilt. He saw his life’s work developing weapons of war at Stark Industries and saw it merited nothing but destruction. In the face of that realization, he became a walking, talking deterrent. As new additions entered his life - his love Pepper Potts, Peter Parker - who was like a son to Tony - and countless others he cared for, his guilt continued to grow. When he felt he couldn’t do enough, he walked away, but even after initiating the Clean Slate Protocol in Iron Man 3 and destroying all his suits, he couldn’t shake what he knew was coming.

I wasn’t tricked, I was shown. It wasn’t a nightmare, it was my legacy

Tony’s legacy has been a running point of conversation since the MCU began, & it was never more important than in Avengers: Age of Ultron. The vision shown to him by Scarlet Witch gave him a look at the worst version of that legacy - one where The Avengers are dead, and Steve Rogers telling Tony he could have saved them. Tony, being the embodiment of noble arrogance, believed his inactions would destroy everything, clouding his judgment so badly that he stopped thinking about the repercussions of his actions. He wanted to leave behind a world that was safer because of him to calm the chaos that came at the hands of his weapons. He could never walk away.

I hope they remember you.

In the five years since Thanos’ snap, Tony settled down with Pepper and had a daughter, Morgan. He seemed to have moved on, accepted defeat & chose to embrace his second chance with his family. But he’s built new armor (Mark 85, the 85th Iron Man armor. The one in Infinity War is Mark 50), along with a surprise armored suit for Pepper. He can’t sleep when the Avengers inform them of their plan to retrieve the stones, so much he stays up all night figuring out how to make the “time heist” work. At the end of it all, he saw his chance to repair his legacy and restore the world he aimed to protect, and he needed to be there to see it through.

I am Iron Man

Part of me believed Tony’s sacrifice would come as a result of reversing Thanos’ snap, but I realized some time ago that’s not a sacrifice; that’s penance. Just as Thor decapitating Thanos was an empty gesture brought on by not killing him in Infinty War, Tony sacrificing himself for his failures might have changed how he was remembered, but not the person he was - the man who fought for himself. So when he learns from Doctor Strange that they’ve reached their desired outcome, he makes a choice: he charges at Thanos, rips the stones from the Mad Titan and snaps his fingers; not to erase the sins of his past or to ensure “peace in our time” for himself, but because it’s his job to save the world and its future, even if he isn’t there to see it.

The last words Tony uttered before expiring were the same he used to announce his arrival to the world, but this time, it wasn’t an act of self-aggrandizement. It was simply the truth to Thanos’ lie: he wasn’t inevitable, because Tony Stark is Iron Man.

The Looking Glass: The MCU Highlight Tape

In anticipation for #Endgame, the Looking Glass gang revisits EVERY MCU FILM EVER and give their thoughts on each one

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Looking Glass #33: "Gospel according to Church"

X, Church, and Ash speculate on the Future of the MCU as Disney officially acquires Fox, the return of Dragon Ball Super, Star Wars news, C2E2 coverage, and more!

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The Suicide Squad
My Hero Academia
GOTG Vol. 3
Dragon Ball Super
Star Wars
Deadly Class
DC Comics
New Gods
The Batman
Black Widow

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Looking Glass #32: "Skywalker just space Uchihas"

X, Ash, and Church go off about James Gunn being reinstated by Disney, break down the latest Endgame trailer, Flash movie news, and more

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Star Wars Episode IX
New Mutants
Mortal Kombat 11
Deadly Class
Justice League/Black Hammer crossover
Superman: Year One
DC Comics
Arrow Spinoff
Esai Morales cast as Deathstroke
Doom Patrol
Marvel What-if
Marvel Comics
Shang Chi
Avengers: Endgame trailer
James Gunn reinstatement

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Looking Glass #28: Women are trash

X, Ash, Jason, Brandon & Church + special guest Rod(@Yeahszn) talk the new Captain Marvel & Avengers: Endgame trailers, Birds of Prey, Hugh Jackman passing on Wolverine, and more.

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Avatar: the Last Airbender
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Game of Thrones
Mortal Kombat 11
Sony files patent for backwards compatability
Xbox Live coming to Switch and mobile devices
Danai Gurira leaving TWD
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The Looking Glass - "Deadpool is for Incels"

X, Ash, Jason, and Church are back this week to dissect the latest #Shazam trailer, talk Mortal Kombat 11, breakdown the Disney+ leak and more on this episode of Looking Glass

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Don't make the same mistake walking into Avengers: Endgame that you did with Infinity War

10 years after Jon Favreau’s Iron Man kickstarted what would become the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Studios’ most ambitious crossover, Avengers: Infinity War served as the culmination of a decade of world-building. It’s the crown jewel for comic book fans and those who embarked on the cinematic journey from the beginning (If you weren’t in tune with the MCU but went through the first 18 films prior to seeing Infinity War, welcome aboard! It’s good to have you!)

The critically-acclaimed film broke box office records, and became the talk of the summer on social media (today’s water cooler). But in accordance with the established, universal laws of enjoyment, there were some who didn’t obsess over the third Avengers film. I’m all for disliking things; healthy criticism promotes debate & it helps with the growth of any medium/artist, but it has to have merit. Which brings us to the most ridiculous condemnation of Infinity War…

“Why do I have to watch the other MCU movies to fully understand Infinity War?”

Let me start by being blunt… it’s a ridiculous question. You can’t complain when you chose to enter the saga 19 films in. Nobody said you had to be there from the beginning or spend every waking moment thinking about the universe, but to willingly ignore them before seeing Infinity War and using your lack of preparedness to complain is moronic. Keep crying about it. YOUR TEARS NOURISH ME!

I’m a firm believer that there’s an opposing reaction to everything. While I’m absolutely certain that a portion of those who subscribed to this asinine critique were actually ignorant enough to think they could drop in and be spoon fed everything, I also think there’s another reason this happened: people erroneously believed Infinity War was a direct sequel. It picks up in the timeline directly following Thor: Ragnarok and brings seeds that were planted as far back as 2012’s The Avengers. The plot centers around Thanos’ search for the six infinity stones, five of which have appeared in various MCU movies over the course of the last 10 years. Yes, sometimes sequels tend to contain quick re-introductions for all the base players but, again, INFINITY WAR IS NOT A SEQUEL; It is the 19th issue of an ongoing series.

The 18 that were released before it - a few stand-alone installments aside - were integral to the film’s completion. The MCU operates much like typical comic book crossover events that are set up by issues contained within individual character’s runs. There’s a list of specific titles that you can use to obtain enough surface level knowledge needed to understand Infinity War , but the full effect is only felt by having seen all of them. There is no logical reason to believe you’ll comprehend it if you’ve seen none of them, though. If you’re hell bent on considering a sequel, then the most honest way to do that is to believe it’s a sequel to every single film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe that came before it. That holds infinitely more truth than it being a direct sequel to any one release.

Since I’m a humanitarian who genuinely believes in helping people and not because this entire “critique” has annoyed me far more than the narrative that Drake has classic album (editor’s note: Nothing Was the Same exists), I write this piece to all of you as an disclaimer. We are just months away from the release of Avengers: Endgame, which is intended to wrap up phase 3 of the MCU & close out important storylines 10 years in the making. It’s been rumored for a while now that there might be a time travel element to the film that will have our heroes revisiting previous incidents. If you haven’t AT LEAST watched the most vital entry’s in the MCU, then you’re gonna be even more lost walking out of Endgame. Please do not go see Captain Marvel and walk into Avengers because you think it’s the next one in line. I really don’t want to have this conversation again.

The Most Anticipated Movies of 2019

2018 brought some gems to the big screen, from box-office superhero smash hits like Black Panther, Avengers: Infinity War, and Aquaman, to critically-acclaimed films like A Star is Born, Annihilation and John Krasinski’s brilliant thriller A Quiet Place. 2019 brings even more buzz to the box office! Here’s the movies we’re looking forward to the most in the new year!

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Release Date: January 18, 2019
Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, James McAvoy, Bruce Willis, Sarah Paulson & Anya Taylor-Joy
Director: M. Night Shyamalan

M. Night Shyamalan had an amazing comeback with 2017's Split, complete with a twist ending that revealed the movie was actually connected to his 2000 supernatural drama, Unbreakable, picking up right where Split left off. James McAvoy shined in Split, and I'm excited to see him act alongside Samuel L. Jackson & Bruce Willis.

Paramount Pictures

Paramount Pictures

What Men Want

Release Date: February 8, 2019
Starring: Taraji P. Henson, Aldis Hodge, Tracy Morgan, Erykah Badu, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Tamala Jones & Josh Brener
Director: Adam Shankman

Our first film of the year with a primarily black cast is a remake of the 2000 romantic comedy, What Women Want starring Mel Gibson. Taraji P. Henson stars as a successful sports agent struggling to navigate her career in a male-dominated field until she mysteriously gains the ability to read men’s minds. The plot is a bit cheesy and has been done before, but this will be a fun watch with Taraji's energy on-screen.

Universal Pictures

Universal Pictures


Release Date: March 22, 2019
Starring: Lupita Nyong'o, Winston Duke, Shahadi Wright-Joseph, Evan Alex, Elisabeth Moss, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II & Tim Heidecker
Director: Jordan Peele

Jordan Peele's back at it again with an ambiguous psychological-horror film in this year's Us. This is Peele's second film after his directorial debut in 2017's Get Out, which won him his first Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. Get Out was definitely one for the culture and Us will be too. The cast is what excites me the most. Lupita Nyong'o and Winston Duke reunite, this time outside of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, alongside my favorite Handmaid, Elisabeth Moss. Shout out to Yahya for snagging a role in this film after appearing in the billion-dollar blockbuster Aquaman

It wouldn't be a Jordan Peele movie without a trailer leaving much to the internet's imagination; there are even people linking the two movies together. Gotta love twitter, right?

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Paramount Pictures

Pet Sematary

Release Date: April 5, 2019
Starring: Jason Clarke, Amy Seimetz, John Lithgow, Jeté Laurence, Hugo Lavoie, Lucas Lavoie & Obssa Ahmed
Director: Kevin Kölsch & Dennis Widmyer

Directors Kevin Kölsch & Dennis Widmyer brings us a reboot of the 1989 film based off the Stephen King novel of the same name with this year's Pet Sematary. The movie surrounds a family who lives near a pet cemetery that lies on an ancient burial ground, bringing its inhabitants back to life in creepy ways. When a child from the family dies and is buried in this spooky ground, he comes back for blood.

I'm really excited to see some quality scary movies this year, starting with this adaptation. 2018 gave us Stephen King's incredibly done Gerald's Game, which debuted on Netflix a month before 1922. Netflix is also coming with the heat with another Stephen King adaptation this year, In The Tall Grass



Avengers: Endgame

Release Date: April 26, 2019
Starring: Robert Downing Jr., Josh Brolin, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Don Cheadle, Chadwick Boseman & the rest of the damn Avengers
Director: Anthony & Joe Russo

Need I say more? We saw Earth's mightiest heroes get wrecked by Thanos, some even wiped away from existence with the other half of the universe's population in Avengers: Infinity War. Endgame will be the last time we see some of the characters we've come to love since the MCU debuted 10 years ago. I'm sure we'll still be left empty after some of our faves get killed...for good this time.

An interesting note here is the amount of money Disney is going to pull in this year. This is one of six Disney blockbusters coming out this year. I'm confident that EndgameAladdin, Toy Story 4, Frozen 2, Lion King will easily make a billion each. Disney’s really collecting checks like Infinity Stones in 2019, and I'm here for it.




Release Date: May 24, 2019
Starring: Will Smith, Mena Massoud, Naomi Scott, Marwan Kenzri & Navid Negahban
Director: Guy Ritchie

I am extremely excited to see one of my favorite Disney animated movies come to life in this live-action remake. Following the success of live-action versions of the animated classics like Cinderella and Jungle Book, Aladdin will be one for the books and a visually stunning movie to see.

I'm most excited to see what Will Smith will bring to the iconic role of the Genie. He's the perfect actor to bring a breath of fresh air to an already established role made famous by the late Robin Williams. Smith goes a little in-depth about the role in an Entertainment Weekly interview, and talks about recording the song "Friend Like Me" from the movie before he even knew he was accepting the role. Definitely expecting this to make it over the billion-dollar mark barring all positive reception.

20th Century Fox

20th Century Fox

Dark Phoenix

Release Date: June 7, 2019
Starring: James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jessica Chastain, Jennifer Lawrence, Sophie Turner, Nicholas Hoult, Tye Sheridan, Alexandra Shipp, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Evan Peters & Olivia Munn
Director: Simon Kinberg

If you know me, you will know I am a dedicated X-Men stan and will debate your granny about anything X-Men related. 20th Century Fox’s highly controversial re-doing of the iconic Dark Phoenix storyline follows Sophie Turner's Sansa Sta--I mean Jean Grey battling a dark force within her that she succumbs to and splits the X-Men.

Simon Kinberg, longtime producer of the X-Men franchise, will be in the director's seat for the first time, looking to right the wrongs of X-Men: The Last Stand that handled the Dark Phoenix saga so poorly. The Disney-Fox merger is expected to close in March, making Dark Phoenix the first X-Men film to release after the deal is completed. Some fans are happy that Fox will be done with the franchise and some are not. I for one am ready for another X-Men movie, and my hopes are high with Dark Phoenix.



Toy Story 4

Release Date: June 19, 2019
Starring: Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Joan Cusack, Blake Clark, Wallace Shawn, Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele, Keanu Reeves, Estelle Harris & more!
Director: Josh Cooley

When I found out we were getting another Toy StoryI wasn't initially here for it. Toy Story 3 came out a little before I went to college and was the icing on top of my childhood. Why mess with a good thing?

After a brief teaser was released, seeing my favorite toys come to life again had me sold. The movie will follow Woody & the gang on an eye-opening road trip, showing the toys just how big the world is. Add another billion in Disney's pockets with this one.



Spider-Man: Far From Home

Release Date: July 5, 2019
Starring: Tom Holland, Zendaya, Michael Keaton, Jon Favreau, Marisa Tomei, Jacob Batalon, Samuel L. Jackson & Jake Gyllenhaal
Director: Jon Watts

The highly anticipated sequel to 2017's Spider-Man: Homecoming seemingly takes place after the events of Avengers: Endgame. Soooo spoiler, I guess Spidey makes it, huh?

The movie follows Peter Parker and his high school friends on a vacation to Europe where he meets and teams up with Mysterio, played by Jake Gyllenhaal, to battle the Elementals, four immortals with control over natural forces.

While I'm excited to see any role Gyllenhaal takes on, I'm a bit thrown off that his relationship starts off as an ally. My only guess as to why would be that it obviously ends up strained throughout the course of the movie, adding some depth to Mysterio's role and likely leading to his induction to the Sinister Six that the MCU seems to be delicately building. That would explain why Michael Keaton's Vulture is set to appear in the movie as well.



Lion King

Release Date: July 19, 2019
Starring: Donald Glover, Beyoncé Knowles-Carter, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Seth Rogen, Billy Eichner, John Oliver, Keegan-Michael Key, James Earl Jones, Alfre Woodard & John Kani 
Director: Jon Favreau

Much like Aladdin, Lion King is a live-action remake of the 1994 classic animated movie following the rise of young Simba to become the king of the jungle. This cast is unreal. I've already pre-pre-pre downloaded the highly-anticipated Donald Glover/Beyoncé duet of Can You Feel The Love Tonight. One thing's for sure, this is a Grammy and Academy Award-winning knock out that I can't wait to see. Add yet another billion to Disney's account with this one for sure.

Warner Bros. Pictures

Warner Bros. Pictures

IT: Chapter Two

Release Date: September 6, 2019
Starring: Bill Skarsgård, James McAvoy, Jay Ryan, Jessica Chastain, Bill Hader, Isaiah Mustafa, James Ransone & Andy Bean 
Director: Andy Muschietti

OK… maybe we do have some quality horror movies this year. It: Chapter Two will be a follow-up to 2017's reboot of the same name. This time we follow the adult version of The Losers Club, 27 years later when they return to their hometown to fight off Pennywise the Clown once and for all. We have an amazing older cast here to fill the big shoes of 2017's child-led cast. Additionally, the younger cast from 2017's It will return to reprise their roles as well.

Warner Bros. Pictures

Warner Bros. Pictures


Release Date: October 4, 2019
Starring: Joaquin Phoenix, Zazie Beetz, Robert De Niro, Bill Camp, Frances Conroy, Brett Cullen
Director: Todd Phillips

The Crown Prince of Crime is set to get his stand-alone origin film this year. I wasn’t sold on Joker until the first images of Joaquin Phoenix on-set came out. It's a very traditional/cynical take on The Joker from the looks of the photos. I'm not a fan of comparing actors who play the same characters, but Phoenix's rendition looks closer to Heath Ledger's take on the character. Random fact, but Joaquin Phoenix was almost Doctor Strange in the MCU.

Honorable Mentions

Shazam is here solely due to Aquaman's breakout success. There's also a Charlie's Angels reboot starring Kristen Stewart, Naomi Scott, Elizabeth Banks, Patrick Stewart and Djimon Hounsou which has peaked my interest. Captain Marvel has generated quite the buzz as she's looked at as the end-all be-all against Thanos. Of course, the big release to end the year will be Star Wars Episode IX.

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The Looking Glass EP 22

Happy Holidays from the Looking Glass crew. On the final episode of the year, X, Ash, Church, & Ken discuss Avengers Endgame's runtime, Young Justice, Titans season finale, and more!

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Ball Don't Lie Ep. 33 - The Kings of the North

It's been eight long years, but the Chicago Bears are once again the Kings of the NFC North! Pierce and Scott talk about the division champs and more from Week 15 of the NFL Season.

Are the Bears legitimate Super Bowl contenders?
Changing the national perception of this team
Re-drafting the 2017 NFL Draft
Can Nick Foles write the sequel and take Philly to the playoffs?
Did the Seahawks miss a golden opportunity to go into the playoffs hot?
Do you trust the Vikings to win out?
Who wins the AFC West?
Are the Steelers back?
Do you trust the Patriots to win two playoff games on the road?
Does a bye give the Texans a shot in the AFC
Week 16 predictions
Avengers: Endgame trailer
Goofy Mog of the Week

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Random Acts of Podcast EP 208 - Draco get to kickin like Liu Kang

DAY ONE of #12DaysOfPodcasts is here. During our trip to Art Basel we sat in our hotel room and chopped it up about our first time Art Basel experience, racist gamers being angry over the new Mortal Kombat 11 trailer, how celebrities should apologize over old tweets and we give our thoughts of the new Avengers 4: End Game trailers. Also we answer emails and voicemails from the listeners. Remember to send in your listener questions, #TheyNeedTheirAssBeat or #RealNiggaOfTheWeek submissions, email us at or call 424-260-RAOP to leave a voicemail.

The Looking Glass - "Thanos stay in Strawberry"

X, Church, Brandon, and Ken break down the Avengers 4 and Captain Marvel trailers & other movie announcements, recap the Game Awards, and more nerd news on Looking Glass this week!

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What we want to see in the MCU after the Disney-Fox merger
by Darius Gordon

by Darius Gordon

It's finally official: the Disney-21st Century Fox merger has been approved by shareholders and is looking to take effect mid-2019. Before we dive into what this means for the Marvel Cinematic Universe, let's start off with a brief history of how so many Marvel characters ended up at different studios.

Back in 1996, Marvel Studios sold some of their heavy-hitting properties to Sony and Fox. Spider-Man went to Sony, while the likes of X-Men and Fantastic Four went to Fox, who has held onto their properties and made off with an 18-year string of superhero movies with relatively high box office numbers.

Then came the behemoth that is the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The MCU started in 2008 with Iron Man and little post-credit scenes connect our favorite heroes leading up to 2012's Avengers; the movie that had every other studio shook. Marvel came back and came through to dominate in shared universes and comic book movies. The MCU is undoubtedly the sole reason why every major studio is working towards having its own shared universe.

Now that we'll be seeing just about all of the Marvel Comics characters under the MCU, let's talk about what we're looking forward to from this deal. Let's chat.

A Fantastic Four movie that doesn't suck

via 20th Century Fox

via 20th Century Fox

We're towards the end of phase 3 in the MCU, which will end with Captain Marvel and Avengers 4, the follow-up to Avengers: Infinity War. With Phase 4 on the horizon, OG characters like Captain America, Iron Man, and Thor are being ushered out and newcomers like Black Panther, Ant-Man, Captain Marvel and the Guardians of the Galaxy are taking over.

Marvel's first family is the perfect leeway into the Fox-Disney merger.

The Fantastic Four have suffered from three not-so-great movies, with the most recent being Josh Trank's 2015 Fantastic 4 reboot, which goes down for being one of the worst adaptations of all time. The Fantastic Four can seamlessly enter the MCU with no previous explanation needed. Their PG-13 and family dynamic fits right in with the joke-heavy and happy-go-lucky formula that's worked so well in the MCU. With Tony Stark soon to be stepping down (or dying, yikes) this sets up the perfect opportunity for another genius like Reed Richards (Mr. Fantastic) to step up as the MCU's resident genius. I expect to see them at the tail end of phase 4.


via 20th Century Fox

via 20th Century Fox

If you know me, then you know that I am secretly a mutant waiting on Professor X to send the jet and officially make me a member of the X-Men. In other words, I am a true X-Men stan and for the most part I love what Fox has done with my all-time favorite superheroes.

That said, this is what EYE want to happen.

Dark Phoenix and New Mutants are both essentially done filming and in the final stages of post-production. IMAX confirmed that both films are slated for their 2019 release with their earnings report.

There are a number of ways Marvel could integrate the concept of mutants into the MCU. I personally would love to see the X-Men be one of the consequences of the Avengers altering time/universes to defeat Thanos. Or, after Dark Phoenix and New Mutants debut next year they could scrap the X-Men altogether, and well, I will still be there opening night. I expect to see the X-Men in the MCU in 2020, apart of the end of Phase 4 or beginning of Phase 5 at the soonest.

via Marvel Comics

via Marvel Comics

With the X-Men integration, one of the most obvious comic book story lines to follow would be 2012's crossover event of Avengers vs X-Men.

The story follows the aftermath of yet another Phoenix Force phenomenon that leads Scarlet Witch to wipe out mutants as a whole during battle with the exception of the X-Men. Knowing the MCU, this would be an event that the studio would lead up to with the likes of post-credit scenes like we got with Avengers.

That said the X-Men would have to already exist in this world. I can see this being at the tail-end of Phase 5 or beginning of Phase 6. I AM READY. 

Let Deadpool be Deadpool

via 20th Century Fox

via 20th Century Fox

Literally change nothing. This is the perfect set-up for the type of character that Deadpool is. Known for hilariously breaking the fourth wall. This merger is a gold mine of material for everyone's favorite Merc with a Mouth.

Coincidentally, the four-year anniversary of the leaked animated footage of Deadpool that peaked fans' interest and fast tracked the movie into production was this past week!

Keep him rated R, and allow Ryan Reynolds’s Wade Wilson to pop in and out of ensemble movies as he pleases while his solo movies remain in their own bubble of a universe. It's working for Fox, and this character is a fan favorite that the happy-go-lucky MCU does not need to alter.

Tell me, what do you guys want to see in the MCU? Are we here for this deal or nah?

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Avengers: Infinity War review

 *WARNING! Mild SPOILERS ahead!*

Well friends, it's finally here. The moment we've all waited 10 long years for. Avengers: Infinity War! Holy fucking moly bro... not only did Thanos come through and destroy any and everything in his wake, but he snatched my lining right along with them (Assuming that's the male equivalent of snatchin' edges, right?)

Whatever it is, he did it. In all seriousness, Avengers: Infinity War was an amazing movie, and easily sits at one of the top 3 MCU movies of all time (behind Captain America: Winter Soldier & Black Panther for me).  Everything was on point when it came to this movie; the writing, direction, acting, villain and most of all, the consequences all come together to make this one of the best cinematic experiences of our time.

Honestly G, I'm still shook. Infinity War literally felt like a live-action comic book, and though I've read this story countless times in the comics, I truly wasn't prepared to see some of Earth's mightiest heroes die in this movie. The acting usually takes a backseat in comic book movies, but not in Infinity War. Just about everyone acted their entire ass off, especially Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange), Josh Brolin (Thanos), Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark/Iron Man), Chris Hemsworth (Thor) and Zoe Saldana's problematic ass (Gamora). The pacing was seamless as the movie transitioned from one scenario to another. There wasn't a shortage of action, but we didn't get unnecessary violence either.

Marvel Studios

Marvel Studios

THANOS. What a villain man. He was so calculated and really believed in his mission so much that I started to rationalize wha