Stormy Situation: reason to impeach? Or are we being thirsty?

 AP

AP

The alleged affair between Porn Star Stormy Daniels and our beloved president Donald Trump has been plastered over nearly every news outlet over the past few months. According to reports, Trump authorized the payment of $130,000 to Stormy Daniels for a confidentiality agreement pertaining to an extended affair between the two that occurred in 2006.

Can trump really get impeached for this?

Maybe...but niggas gotta chill…

 The 40 Year Old Virgin

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Don’t get me wrong, this shit matters. Trumps personal lawyer (Michael Cohen) claims to have paid for this “Hush Agreement” with his own personal funds, for the benefit of the Trump presidential campaign. The law states that an individual cannot contribute more than $2,700 dollars to a campaign. So yeah, that nigga went $127,300 overboard. This constitutes as an illegal campaign contribution and gives Mueller another reasonto boot Trump’s ass out of the oval office, but compared to the other shit that’s at stake, such as the Russian-Trump collaboration and the obstruction of Justice firing of James Comey, this issue will definitely be on the bottom of the priority list.

Also, am I the only person that isn’t shocked and appalled over this?

Trump is old, rich, and ugly as fuck. What do you think he’s supposed do? Mack a girl down with his charming smile, orange hair and small hands? History has shown us that Old rich niggas date (buy) porn stars. Look at Anna Nicole Smith & J. Howard Marshall, Harold Nesland & Nong Nat, Hugh Hefner & Every woman he’s ever been with...

I mean C’mon, look at Trumps wife! Do you HONESTLY think Trump romantically wooed her into marriage!? Hell no! He paid for that shit! The only difference between Melina Trump and stormy Daniels is that Stormy took the short term contract…

In this particular situation, I’m not really against Trump. I get it, everyone hateshim (and for VERY good reasons) But you can’t let your hate omit your common sense.Yes, it’s immoral(and in certain cases illegal)to pay someone to shut the fuck up when you’re campaigning to be president of the United States, but that’s politics. Politicians attempt to display a perfect image of themselves, so they bury their shady track records in this manner. Stormy Daniels isn’t the first, or the last person to sign a confidentiality agreement for the sake of an election.

In regards to Trump having an affair with a porn star, why buy the milk when you can get the whole cow? Our broke asses are at home looking at porno, and rich niggas like Trump are getting live experiences. If Mia Khalifa could show up on your doorstep for 130K, I’m sure you’d risk it all too if you were a billionaire.....